Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Parkinson's Fourth Law: \ | | | The number of people in any working | | group tends to increase | | | | regardless of the amount of work to be | \ done. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;