Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If a nation values anything more than \ | freedom, it will lose its freedom; and | | | | the irony of it is that if it is | | comfort or money it values more, it | | will | | | | lose that, too." | | | \ -- W. Somerset Maugham / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;