Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We are all worms. But I do believe I am \ | a glowworm. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;