Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is \ \ killer, and Goethe is moethe. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;