Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Brigands will demand your money or your \ | life, but a woman will demand both. | | | \ -- Samuel Butler / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;