Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. \ | Hate me because I'm beautiful, smart | | and rich." | | | \ -- Calvin Keegan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;