Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The challenge of space exploration and \ | particularly of landing men on the moon | | represents the greatest challenge which | | has ever faced the human race. Even if | | there were no clear scientific or other | | arguments for proceeding with this | | task, the whole history of our | | civilization would still impel men | | toward the goal. In fact, the assembly | | of the scientific and military with | | these human arguments creates such an | | overwhelming case that in can be | | ignored only by those who are blind to | | the teachings of history, or who wish | | to suspend the development of | | civilization at its moment of greatest | | opportunity and drama. | | | | -- Sir Bernard Lovell, 1962, in "The | \ History of Manned Space Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;