Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a \ | bat, brays like a donkey, and | | | \ plays like a monkey? A: Nothing. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;