Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It would be illogical to kill without \ | reason. | | | | -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate | \ 3842.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;