Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just \ | experience uninhibited sensations in a | \ MALIBU HOT TUB? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;