Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / My tears stuck in their little ducts, \ | refusing to be jerked. | | | | -- Peter Stack, movie review | | | | His performance is so wooden you want | | to spray him with Liquid Pledge. | | | \ -- John Stark, movie review / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;