Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Self Test for Paranoia: \ | | | You know you have it when you can't | | think of anything that's | | | \ your own fault. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;