Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Perhaps the most widespread illusion is \ | that if we were in power we would | | behave very differently from those who | | now hold it -- when, in truth, in order | | to get power we would have to become | | very much like them. (Lenin's fatal | | mistake, both in theory and in | \ practice.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;