Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The goys have proven the following \ | theorem... | | | | -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the | | start of a classroom | | | \ lecture. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;