Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Getting kicked out of the American Bar \ | Association is liked getting kicked out | | of the Book-of-the-Month Club. | | | | -- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his | | getting kicked out | | | \ of the American Bar Association / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;