Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I don't know what their \ | | | gripe is. A critic is | | | | simply someone paid to | | | | render opinions glibly." | | | | "Critics are grinks and | | | | groinks." | | | \ -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;