Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / cerebral atrophy, n: \ | | | The phenomena which occurs as brain | | cells become weak and sick, and impair | | the brain's performance. An abundance | | of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms | | related to senility, apathy, | | depression, and overall poor academic | | performance. A certain small number of | | brain cells will deteriorate due to | | everday activity, but large amounts are | | weakened by intense mental effort and | | the assimilation of difficult concepts. | | Many college students become victims of | | this dread disorder due to poor habits | | such as overstudying. | | | | cerebral darwinism, n: | | | | The theory that the effects of cerebral | | atrophy can be reversed through the | | purging action of heavy alcohol | | consumption. Large amounts of alcohol | | cause many brain cells to perish due to | | oxygen deprivation. Through the process | | of natural selection, the weak and sick | | brain cells will die first, leaving | | only the healthy cells. This wonderful | | process leaves the imbiber with a | | healthier, more vibrant brain, and | | increases mental capacity. Thus, the | | devastating effects of cerebral atrophy | | are reversed, and academic performance | | actually increases beyond previous | \ levels. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;