Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Brooke's Law: \ | | | Whenever a system becomes completely | | defined, some damn fool | | | | discovers something which either | | abolishes the system or | | | \ expands it beyond recognition. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;