Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I \ | would just abandon it. There's got to | | be a better way. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;