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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #4               |
|                                         |
| Clothes:                                |
|                                         |
| Men don't discard clothes. The average  |
| man still has the gym shirt he wore in  |
| high school. He thinks a jacket is      |
| "just getting broken in" about the time |
| it develops holes in the elbows. A man  |
| will let new shirts sit on the shelf in |
| their original packaging for a couple   |
| of years before putting them to use,    |
| hoping they'll become more comfortable  |
| with age.                               |
|                                         |
| Women think clothes are radioactive,    |
| with a half-life of one year. They      |
| exercise precautions to avoid           |
\ contamination by last year's fashions.  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;