Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #4 | | | | Clothes: | | | | Men don't discard clothes. The average | | man still has the gym shirt he wore in | | high school. He thinks a jacket is | | "just getting broken in" about the time | | it develops holes in the elbows. A man | | will let new shirts sit on the shelf in | | their original packaging for a couple | | of years before putting them to use, | | hoping they'll become more comfortable | | with age. | | | | Women think clothes are radioactive, | | with a half-life of one year. They | | exercise precautions to avoid | \ contamination by last year's fashions. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;