Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You shouldn't have to pay for your love \ | with your bones and your flesh. | | | \ -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;