Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Warning: Listening to WXRT on April \ | Fools' Day is not recommended for those | | who are slightly disoriented the first | | few hours after waking up. | | | \ -- Chicago Reader 4/22/83 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;