Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Since a politician never believes what \ | he says, he is surprised when others | | believe him. | | | \ -- Charles DeGaulle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;