Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at \ | famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New | \ York!! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;