Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining; \ | | | Cobol's wordy and confining; | | | | KOBOLDS topple when you strike them; | | | | Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them. | | | \ -- The Roguelet's ABC / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;