Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The heroic hours of life do not \ | announce their presence by drum and | | trumpet, challenging us to be true to | | ourselves by appeals to the martial | | spirit that keeps the blood at heat. | | Some little, unassuming, unobtrusive | | choice presents itself before us slyly | | and craftily, glib and insinuating, in | | the modest garb of innocence. To yield | | to its blandishments is so easy. The | | wrong, it seems, is venial... Then it | | is that you will be summoned to show | | the courage of adventurous youth. | | | \ -- Benjamin Cardozo / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;