Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man was talking to his best friend \ | about his married life. "You know," he | | says, "I really trust my wife, and I | | think she has always been faithful to | | me, but there's *always* that doubt. | | There's *always* that little doubt." | | | | "Yeah, I know what you mean," his | | friend replies. | | | | "Well, buddy, I've got to leave on a | | business trip this weekend, and I | | wonder... well... would you watch my | | house while I'm gone? I trust her, it's | | just that there's *always* that doubt." | | | | The friend agreed to help out and two | | weeks later gave his report. | | | | "I've got some bad news for you," says | | the friend. "The evening after you left | | I saw a strange car pull up in front of | | your house. A man got out of the car | | and went in the house and had dinner | | with your wife. After dinner they went | | upstairs and I saw your wife kissing | | him. Then, he took off his shirt and | | she took off her blouse. And then the | | light went out." | | | | "*Then* what happened?" said the | | husband, his eyes opening wide. | | | | "Well, I don't know," replied the | | friend, "it was too dark to see." | | | | "Damn!" roared the husband. "You see | | what I mean? There's *always* that | \ doubt!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;