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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A man was talking to his best friend    \
| about his married life. "You know," he  |
| says, "I really trust my wife, and I    |
| think she has always been faithful to   |
| me, but there's *always* that doubt.    |
| There's *always* that little doubt."    |
|                                         |
| "Yeah, I know what you mean," his       |
| friend replies.                         |
|                                         |
| "Well, buddy, I've got to leave on a    |
| business trip this weekend, and I       |
| wonder... well... would you watch my    |
| house while I'm gone? I trust her, it's |
| just that there's *always* that doubt." |
|                                         |
| The friend agreed to help out and two   |
| weeks later gave his report.            |
|                                         |
| "I've got some bad news for you," says  |
| the friend. "The evening after you left |
| I saw a strange car pull up in front of |
| your house. A man got out of the car    |
| and went in the house and had dinner    |
| with your wife. After dinner they went  |
| upstairs and I saw your wife kissing    |
| him. Then, he took off his shirt and    |
| she took off her blouse. And then the   |
| light went out."                        |
|                                         |
| "*Then* what happened?" said the        |
| husband, his eyes opening wide.         |
|                                         |
| "Well, I don't know," replied the       |
| friend, "it was too dark to see."       |
|                                         |
| "Damn!" roared the husband. "You see    |
| what I mean? There's *always* that      |
\ doubt!"                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;