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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ ... we must counterpose the             \
| overwhelming judgment provided by       |
| consistent observations and inferences  |
| by the thousands. The earth is billions |
| of years old and its living creatures   |
| are linked by ties of evolutionary      |
| descent. Scientists stand accused of    |
| promoting dogma by so stating, but do   |
| we brand people illiberal when they     |
| proclaim that the earth is neither flat |
| nor at the center of the universe?      |
| Science *has* taught us some things     |
| with confidence! Evolution on an        |
| ancient earth is as well established as |
| our planet's shape and position. Our    |
| continuing struggle to understand how   |
| evolution happens (the "theory of       |
| evolution") does not cast our           |
| documentation of its occurrence -- the  |
| "fact of evolution" -- into doubt.      |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on   |
| Creationism",                           |
|                                         |
\ The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2. /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;