Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... we must counterpose the \ | overwhelming judgment provided by | | consistent observations and inferences | | by the thousands. The earth is billions | | of years old and its living creatures | | are linked by ties of evolutionary | | descent. Scientists stand accused of | | promoting dogma by so stating, but do | | we brand people illiberal when they | | proclaim that the earth is neither flat | | nor at the center of the universe? | | Science *has* taught us some things | | with confidence! Evolution on an | | ancient earth is as well established as | | our planet's shape and position. Our | | continuing struggle to understand how | | evolution happens (the "theory of | | evolution") does not cast our | | documentation of its occurrence -- the | | "fact of evolution" -- into doubt. | | | | -- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on | | Creationism", | | | \ The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;