Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The voluptuous blond was chatting with \ | her handsome escort in a posh | | restaurant when their waiter, stumbling | | as he brought their drinks, dumped a | | martini on the rocks down the back of | | the blonde's dress. She sprang to her | | feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed | | wildly around the table, then galloped | | wriggling from the room followed by her | | distraught boyfriend. A man seated on | | the other side of the room with a date | | of his own beckoned to the waiter and | | said, "We'll have two of whatever she | \ was drinking." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;