Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: (Showing man \ | picture.) That's you? A: Yes, sir. Q: | | And you were present when the picture | \ was taken, right? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;