Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Q: How did you get into artificial \ | intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I | \ didn't have any real intelligence. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;