Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Dow's Law: \ | | | In a hierarchical organization, the | | higher the level, | | | \ the greater the confusion. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;