Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To say that UNIX is doomed is pretty \ | rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role, | | but you don't build a hundred million | | instructions per second multiprocessor | | micro and then try to run it on OS/2. I | | mean, get serious. | | | | -- William Zachmann, International Data | \ Corp / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;