Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving \ | guy who has cheated some woman out of a | | divorce. | | | \ -- Don Quinn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;