Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / God is Dead. \ | | | -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead. | | | | -- God Nietzsche is God. | | | \ -- Dead / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;