Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Never face facts; if you do, you'll \ | never get up in the morning." | | | \ -- Marlo Thomas / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;