Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / What the scientists have in their \ | briefcases is terrifying. | | | \ -- Nikita Khruschev / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;