Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten \ | thousand explanations, a fool is no | | wiser. But an intelligent man needs | | only two thousand five hundred. | | | \ -- The Mahabharata / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;