Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Out of the crooked timber of humanity \ | no straight thing can ever be made. | | | \ -- Immanuel Kant / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;