Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / guru, n.: \ | | | A person in T-shirt and sandals who | | took an elevator ride with | | | | a senior vice-president and is | | ultimately responsible for the | | | | phone call you are about to receive | \ from your boss. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;