Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyone who considers protocol \ | unimportant has never dealt with a cat. | | | \ -- R. Heinlein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;