Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Martin was probably ripping them off. \ | That's some family, isn't it? Incest, | | prostitution, fanaticism, software. | | | \ -- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;