Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Fear and loathing, my man, fear and \ | loathing. | | | \ -- H. S. Thompson / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;