Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Latin is a language, As dead as can be. \ | First it killed the Romans, And now | \ it's killing me. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;