Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There will always be beer cans rolling \ | on the floor of your car when the boss | \ asks for a lift home from the office. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;