Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: \ | | | Project teams detest weekly progress | | reporting because it so | | | | vividly manifests their lack of | \ progress. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;