Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I don't have any use for bodyguards, \ | but I do have a specific use for two | | highly trained certified public | | accountants. | | | \ -- Elvis Presley / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;