Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When in doubt, do it. It's much easier \ | to apologize than to get permission. | | | \ -- Grace Murray Hopper / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;