Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Children's talent to endure stems from \ | their ignorance of alternatives. | | | | -- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged | \ Bird Sings" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;