Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Blessed be those who initiate lively \ | discussions with the hopelessly mute, | \ for they shall be know as Dentists. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;